Let's Kickstart This Thing
Dear Donald-
This Christmas, I sit by my Yule Fire on my Dish, and am hoping and praying for your assistance for all the good citizens of America. It has been a Great Year. We have been Winning. We have Great Prospects for Next Year. You have done a Great Job. In Our Country's experience, Great Men Do Great Things.
Other Americans have not been so fortunate. They used to live in great houses. Now they live in modest camps under the bridge. Your Treasury Security, Andy Mnuchen, the King of Foreclosures, can certainly fill you in. Warren Buffett, the Oracle of Omaha, can meet with you and Connect the Dots. Elon Musk, the Hamilton of our times who created PayPal, would serve as an admirable Lancelot to your Arthur. Let's create a Great 2018.
We need an orderly recovery from the irrational exuberance of the Lost Years of Obama. Who cares how we got here. Let's get America out of the ditch, and back on the road. I have constructed a Flex-Mod system, in accordance with federal guidelines, that helps out everyone. It helps the banks to return from fantasyland, and get back to real life. It helps every community in America, from Holyoke to Hoboken, to become viable and prosperous again, recovering our lost generation. It pulls people back from the edge, and life can continue, and we may live long and prosper.
Please contact me for details.
Your fellow public servant,
This Christmas, I sit by my Yule Fire on my Dish, and am hoping and praying for your assistance for all the good citizens of America. It has been a Great Year. We have been Winning. We have Great Prospects for Next Year. You have done a Great Job. In Our Country's experience, Great Men Do Great Things.
Other Americans have not been so fortunate. They used to live in great houses. Now they live in modest camps under the bridge. Your Treasury Security, Andy Mnuchen, the King of Foreclosures, can certainly fill you in. Warren Buffett, the Oracle of Omaha, can meet with you and Connect the Dots. Elon Musk, the Hamilton of our times who created PayPal, would serve as an admirable Lancelot to your Arthur. Let's create a Great 2018.
We need an orderly recovery from the irrational exuberance of the Lost Years of Obama. Who cares how we got here. Let's get America out of the ditch, and back on the road. I have constructed a Flex-Mod system, in accordance with federal guidelines, that helps out everyone. It helps the banks to return from fantasyland, and get back to real life. It helps every community in America, from Holyoke to Hoboken, to become viable and prosperous again, recovering our lost generation. It pulls people back from the edge, and life can continue, and we may live long and prosper.
Please contact me for details.
Your fellow public servant,
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DEFINITIONS-
Mortgage (mort-gij) – A good faith bargain that the mortgagor, such as Little Nell, makes with the mortgagee, such as Snidely Whiplash, so that Little Nell can live in a decent house and work for thirty years, a generally productive lifetime, as an asset to the community, raising kids, sheltering Mom, paying taxes for roads, sewers, schools and football stadia, and generally benefitting the community, while Snideley slowly grows wealthier, happier, and more fulfilled. A mortgage, due to it’s ugly yield curve, must have it’s credit enhanced by a Government Sponsored Enterprise, who in other words guarantee that Snidely will be paid, whether or not Little Nell is unable or unwilling to go to work every day. Little Nell needs Snidely, and Snidely needs 300 Little Nells. They are a win-WIN team.
Decepticontract – (de-sep-ti-kon-tract) Like raising rats in your barn, or cockroaches in your larder, or sleeping with bedbugs, a deal that is packaged and served (so bright you gotta have shades) like a mortgage, making Little Nell feel good, while she is being stripped and serviced by Snidely, Snavely, Sleazy, Suzy, and Samuel. Popular for a brief time before America embraced bankruptcy, of course these packages (NOT mortgages) were never underwritten or guaranteed by any Government Sponsored Enterprise. If you don’t have a car, who needs roads anyway? Grab a limo. Or a bizjet.
Mortgage (mort-gij) – A good faith bargain that the mortgagor, such as Little Nell, makes with the mortgagee, such as Snidely Whiplash, so that Little Nell can live in a decent house and work for thirty years, a generally productive lifetime, as an asset to the community, raising kids, sheltering Mom, paying taxes for roads, sewers, schools and football stadia, and generally benefitting the community, while Snideley slowly grows wealthier, happier, and more fulfilled. A mortgage, due to it’s ugly yield curve, must have it’s credit enhanced by a Government Sponsored Enterprise, who in other words guarantee that Snidely will be paid, whether or not Little Nell is unable or unwilling to go to work every day. Little Nell needs Snidely, and Snidely needs 300 Little Nells. They are a win-WIN team.
Decepticontract – (de-sep-ti-kon-tract) Like raising rats in your barn, or cockroaches in your larder, or sleeping with bedbugs, a deal that is packaged and served (so bright you gotta have shades) like a mortgage, making Little Nell feel good, while she is being stripped and serviced by Snidely, Snavely, Sleazy, Suzy, and Samuel. Popular for a brief time before America embraced bankruptcy, of course these packages (NOT mortgages) were never underwritten or guaranteed by any Government Sponsored Enterprise. If you don’t have a car, who needs roads anyway? Grab a limo. Or a bizjet.